Satoru Yonemori the sad old man

Satoru is a sad sad loser. He grew up wanting to be a surgeon but life decided to screw him over and give make him scared of blood because of the kool aid man. His dad then disowned his sorry but so now he has massive daddy issues. His spine is also like a limp noodle and completely fkn brokem.

He copes with drugs, alcohol, music, and watching Black Jack because hes a massive weeb. He even dyed his hair to match the main character so that the fictional character can notice me senpai.

Hes a massive wiener and and cries in the bathroom all the time over his sad life. His only friend is a cardboard cutout named Miho, who he kills because she said that the floor wasnt sexy. But screw you miho the floor has more personality than you, Satoru said as he caresser his lover, the cold hard floor. This is because whenever he faints the only person around him is the floor. The floor is the only thing in his life that makes him feel loved.